PrimeErective

Wow, I had never seen that character before. Love me some Jon Lovitz. Hilarious and somehow still topical. Thanks for sharing

Read that in Mr Burns’ voice, 10/10

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

Procrasurbation

I like to say "“Sorry, it’s my first day!” when I screw up at something that should be easy for me as a seasoned employee

I really want to see statue of Tjentište

I am from Bosnia, take me to Herzegovina

Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?

Evidenced by the “Baby on Board” stickers

I think since it’s in quotes, they mean the kind where it’s not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image

More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

Yeah, it’s easy enough on bazzite, but it’s such a pain on the steam deck to get a VPN working. I haven’t been able to do the manual config lately either

Proton VPN flatpak on steam deck works great though

I wish they would make a flatpak

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

Did you just take both pills?!

Turd bird