Hot tip: you can go at the same speed as before, and you’ll even get a discount for saving everyone’s time

I wish there were more bullshit jobs because I have no job.

I am a divine being, you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.

That’s genius

I don’t think anyone pumps their own gas. I think you put the tube in the hole and a pump does it for you, and a computer counts how much you got. I would hate getting gas if I had to pump it like an old timey water spout.

Well memes are like movies, right? And the most popular movies are very political. Like Star Wars or Citizen Kane. I think people like politics. Whatever thing they don’t like that you’ve noticed, I don’t think it’s politics. I think it’s something else that looks like politics.

Nah, political scientists say everything is political. And since people like memes, they must like political memes, which is all memes

Rule 2 is bad too.

I think every meme is political. That’s the point of a meme.