“…bull in comeback from retirement” Sounds like the comeback was successful :P

(Is there a c/ for ambiguous headlines?)

Place big bets AGAINST the destruction of Polymarket, to be exact.

But then again, any long-term bet on Polymarket is at least partially a bet against short-term destruction of Polymarket so…

“Après moi, le déluge” - Vladimir XV.

Okay, so… are they voting blue in the midterms?

Nah, he’s a dolphin in wolf clothing (if you know you know)

That sounds more of a case for banning smoking in public areas specifically except for possible designated places.

Goomba fallacy?

Honestly, I hope this one is fake. It’s fucked up if real.

I really should have just went to sleep.

Absolutely abhorrent.

Good night, everyone.

Also here’s a topical petition

https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2025/000005_en

Or they can take inspiration from how Frieren dealt with Aura.

summon Elon Musk

I know that’s just a fancy term for “order him to show up to court” but imagine them using a pentagram to summon him

Well, they did say they don’t get it.

Just nowadays?

We should stop funding Israel in return. Let Washington pay for its country-sized military base, we have more pressing and deserving issues at home.

https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2025/000005_en

France is bacon

Batman

Username checks out. I’d expect nothing less from the DC world’s greatest detective.

No, no, no. You’ll be blocked when you try to guess the wrong thing. You still have to try guessing on your won.

It won’t be easy as you’ll still have to guess the right thing, but you can probably make it work.

You attempt to do this, but you find yourself unable to say you have three wishes, as that would make you wrong.

And you will always be right.

Copyright is but one of the issues one could have with the planet-ruining, livelihood-stealing, brain-rotting, nadir-of-consumerism generative slop known as “AI”.