Never ask a woman what age, a man his salary, or a white supremacist their partner’s race

turns you into linen

And we aren’t even talking about gnosticism yet! What if God was straight up evil and trapped us in the material world. All this stuff about what you can eat or wear or how to worship is just a distraction, luring us with the promise of a false heaven to keep us from realizing enough about how the world really works to escape the material world and escape suffering

Should have started the image with the candle perhaps.

I would simply have skipped the candle as it was the least essential to the joke