Well then you shouldn’t be ordering Cupids Coffee

I mean, that depends. How much love did she put in the coffee?

Have you SEEN the world we’re in? This society is a dumpster fire!

…can I watch?

Is anyone else as confused as I am?

Peanut Butter?

Dammit! All I got was health problems from it…

American here…who?

We should call it NI or No Intelligence.

Here’s your bleach pizza.

Dear Europe. Please take me in. Do you have any English speaking countries? Your laws seem to be geared towards benefiting people. Not tyrants and corporations.

It’s why fighting fascism is like losing weight, you can’t reach a goal and stop giving a fuck, it’s a lifestyle.

Can confirm. 330lbs I said “I’ll reach 320.”

At 320 I said I’ll reach 310.

At 310 I said 300.

At 300 I said 290.

Then 280.

Then 270.

Then 260.

Then 250.

Then 240.

I went back up to 250. Oh no no no no no. Fuck that shit. I’m going to see 240. And when I do, it’ll set my sights on 230.

And when I see 230, I will hug someone. Because that will be 100lb.

Which means I’ll look to 220.

And then 210.

And 200.

I don’t know where my weight loss journey ends. I don’t know when I’ll feel at a healthy weight.

I just know I hope my journey brings me to a day when I get to punch a nazi.

Because nazi lives DON’T matter!

George Carlin said something similar. I may forget the exact quote, but paraphrasing goes something like this:

He had just spent 40 minutes in a routine where he mocks society and points out the deep fundamental issues he has with people. Then he says something along the lines of “It may surprise you to know this, but I’m a people person! No, I’m serious! I am! I LOVE people…just in small groups, preferably no larger than a group of 1, and even then only for 3-5 minutes. Depending on your personality of coarse. But I do! I love people. I love talking to people. People are so interesting when you single them out. Individually theres a lot of smart motherfuckers out there. Lots of smart motherfuckers, who instantly lose their minds when you put them in a group, and start talking about politics and religion. That’s when everything goes to shit. Now suddenly you got guys burning crosses and wearing red armbands. Something about putting people in a group setting makes them forget that they’re really smart by themselves. Thats what I can’t stand. I love people, but I can’t stand a crowd. Because in every crowd is some big ego motherfucker who thinks he’s better than everybody else, and suddenly the actual smart people are nowhere to be found. All those ideas go out the window when you get ideology involved.”