I hate that my gut tightened up reading this.

Or alternatively, you need a pile of cocaine on a kit-kat.

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There was this guy in my class who was the class clown. One day in chemistry, he took a few lead weights from a scale and stuck it on a hot plate. Once he had a nice puddle of lead, he broke open a thermometer and poured in some mercury. He sat there playing with the (fuming) hot mix for a bit before people realized. Class had to be evacuated, and the class clown dude got sent to different school afterwards.

Much like how having two ears allows our brains to spatially map out sounds in 3d. Thats really neat, I didn’t know that.