Toddler as soon as Mom turns her back:

Licks the couch & sucks on wooden table leg

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Pulitzer Prize winning author

Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.

Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

See what happens when Brendan Fraser eats pizza? He used to be healthy & sexy.

As great as pizza is, it still makes me feel & look like a fat greasy hag afterwards. Pizza is no unconditional hero.