I know, right? Imagine reading this comic and NOT understanding the obvious sarcasm I reply to people with in the comments. Also, imagine defending Nintendo at all!

“LEAVE THE EVIL MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!”

Hmmm… but why would I want the good guys to leave the bad guys alone?

YESSSSSSSS!!! It is more morally correct to pirate from the bad guys to pay them. They don’t deserve our money, especially if we can get a better experience through piracy than any other way.

The only way someone would find me annoying is if they were an evil, fun-hating bootlicker who sides with evil multibillion dollar corporations.

My bad that you’re too stupid to understand basic sarcasm. You’re an evil, fun-hating bootlicker. Of course you’re gonna be even stupider than I think you are.

“LEAVE THE EVIL MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!”

At least you’re not an evil bootlicker who hates fun.

“LEAVE THE EVIL MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!”

Exactly, these shills SERIOUSLY hate fun. They would pay Nintendo billions of dollars to watch their CEO eating puppies alive and demand you to shut up if you’re reasonable.

Exactly, these shills SERIOUSLY hate fun. They would pay Nintendo billions of dollars to watch their CEO eating puppies alive and demand you to shut up if you’re reasonable.

“LEAVE THE EVIL MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!”

Finally, someone in the comments who isn’t a bootlicker!

“LEAVE THE EVIL MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!”

“LEAVE THE EVIL MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!”

“LEAVE THE EVIL MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!”

“LEAVE THE EVIL MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!”

• *Pretends that I gave zero proof and zero evidence.
• *Proceeds to be undeniably wrong.

Odd way to admit that you’re the childish one and not me.

I literally just gave you proof that was 100% evidence, and 0% feels. Not my fault that your eyes don’t work.