My original intent was the bakers slice, 1/3 or 1/5 of a cake would be 800 but I fucked it up

I just threw a number in. No idea what cal should be.

400 ish i guess.

I move it over the night before. You can just leave it out for a few hours I think

Damn straight it is. Every cake I’ve frozen has been fine 3 months later. I usually try and do a slice a week. Gone within 2 months.

Most cakes freeze quite well and can stay fresh-tasting from the freezer for up to a year (hence the wedding cake tradition!), though they’re usually best within three to four months of freezing.

How long does cake last in the fridge?

The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.

Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.

You: fuck it. Birthday binge.

I’ve been there and learned.

Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.

I don’t think tacos are very aerodynamic

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