My brother in christ, it is you who bought the capitalism OS.

That’s terrifying. 0 effort machine-efficient trump brain damage sentences. This means they might not stop after he dies soon.

But it has the typical trump boomer writing: random capitalizations, unnecessarily quoting things, the run on sentences with commas.

Nice to meet you. I told all my family to stop buying me presents and that I would stop buying them presents and that I’m not celebrating a holiday I don’t believe in. The holidays are a lot less stressful.

100% success rate.

Now, a New Mexico newborn has died, and while medical experts have not yet determined an exact cause, they have determined that “the most likely source of infection was unpasteurized milk.” Not because the baby drank raw milk, but because their mother did, while she was pregnant.

Yooooo new legal abortion pill just dropped

I thought we already abandoned them, how did we abandon them again?!

A lot of people struggle with depression, but like most things in life, the key is practice. Just keep it up, don’t get discouraged! One day you will be great at depression.

Everyone? I drive a Tesla sometimes because my sister’s leased Tesla is blocking my car in. Also she leased it before Musk was commonly known as a buffoon.

I remember reading that there’s at least one place in the US where the book of laws is copyrighted and not available anywhere. You have to buy it. I want to say in Georgia somewhere.

Well said.

That is such a tenuous connection to make. America’s retarded war on terror was started by America, and some countries that are also in NATO chose to join. All that had nothing to do with NATO, those other countries were not obliged to join, and as you mentioned other NATO members did not.

What offensive war has NATO started?

“May have to choose?” How about they get to choose? Us in America have no choice.

Buy another one.

She doesn’t care if Hyundai goes out of business because they don’t manufacture her mobility scooter.

Tasmota gang rise up

Hit me right in the feels, but with video games instead of alcohol lol

Why don’t they just move to where the food is?