Lol I was gonna say, the dramatic music would really ruin the punchline

Like Electro Gonarhea: the Noisy Killer.

“Yay and they shall wear their phones on their skin.”

Are the people pushing bug diets in the room right now?

Maybe parents should be responsible for setting limits on what their children can access, and the government should only be involved in parenting when it comes to issues of abuse.

Also there’s no concise definition of porn addiction, with some studies suggesting it isn’t a thing.