He’d have to kill them. The blowback would be harder if he tried to get them out. Every south American country would go to war.

Except Cuba and Venezuela, who will soon be the USA, and ground zero for resisting the MAGA regime

Definitely one where you don’t have to click to figure out which province…

You need to have watched the moon landing live to find this funny.

Oof good (bad) one

I’m seeing different things. Now seeing it being called a surprise attack by the USA which Iran retaliated to.

The order of events is probably going to be disputed for a bit. Most interesting part is that there are some reports that significant damage was done to US military ships.

If sailors are dead, Trump will go nuclear. Not literal nuclear. But still…think he will just yell until they agree to let him go full on invasion.

The working plan is that their wealth + AI will allow them to survive well enough, without having to deal with us pesky poors anymore.

It’s not hard to imagine. Just imagine you had zero moral compass, and all the resources they do. What logically makes sense? No, not taking care of everyone. Bigger fence, not bigger table. And eventually the necessities of life, like not having a drone explode you, will only be availabile behind the fence.

Blow me.

And not even if it can blow me. Not ever.

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On a Friday?? Noooo…

That’s not possible, literally everyone loves honey it’s sweet

Nobody who disliked mustard on its own would try it mixed with something else, everyone loves honey it’s sweet, ergo the first person who combined them definitely had this experience.

It couldn’t have been them, we was shootin pool on the other side of town.

Hey no problem, the US wins either way, right?

Right?

It’s really sad and honestly scary that democracy has literally turned into “if I win, democracy prevailed. If I lose, democracy is being attacked”. Rough times ahead globally.

I think you need to do some reflection on your thought process here.

If your first reaction to this sort of thing is “I did this and I’m fine”, you’re just another part of the problem on the issue.

What about 20 years from now when it’ll be hot enough to kill even you? Or when you’re old and those temperatures are not just in a steam engine room, but spread over an entire country?

Come on now, grow up.

Edit: Also, sorry but I’m going to call bullshit on your claim of working in those conditions. I lived through the pacific heat dome, thousands died, I felt that heat and there is no chance that someone exposed to that peak heat for 6 hours with no escape would survive.

That book was a little too real for me honestly.

Matter of when, not if, pretty much that exact thing happens. At least the beginning part.

Come on let’s eat 'em already

Talks are going great we are going to bomb the fuck out of them but not now maybe five days cause things are going so great but also let’s send thousands of elite troops just in case this war that isn’t a war but is actually already won keeps going even though we’ve killed everybody and bombed everything

At first I thought Trump really fucked up. Unusual specificity in his threat.

I already knew his followers would eat the shit right out of his ass, but it’s somehow getting even more pathetic.

TACO means nothing to him. His followers just go with it every time.