Now, I would never advocate barricading the doors and burning down an ad agency. I’d also never suggest placing faux fall slowing structures around a building to encourage executives to escape acrid smoke via seemingly painless expeditiousness. I’d least of all imply that fire departments have finite resources and setting five fires likely leaves one free to do its necessary work.

What I do assert is that honking in radio ads is deleterious to my mental health.

Agreed. If I could shower for 15 hours per day without dying, I’d be pushing for 15.1 hours. Heated pools are my favorite places. Not sure how people can dislike showers, aside from being exasperated at the time sink.