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If you really want to feel like a grown up, make a Simpsons reference to one of your GenZ coworkers

It’s a reference to this image.

“What if I run out of money and have some kind of emergency?” is a pretty common one

Im a homeowner and I want my property value to plummet.

I have no intention of selling this place in the foreseeable future, so all those unrealized gains just makes my insurance and taxes cost more.

This is torture if the subtitles don’t match.

I have a soft spot for dubbed anime and always have, but in pretty much every case, the subtitles are not a transcript of the dub, they’re a translation of the original Japanese.

As a result, the feeling you get trying to watch that is not unlike going up a set of stairs and miscounting, but for every sentence.

This was how gas pumps worked everywhere when I started driving

It’s the confidence.

Fun fact: if you don’t take the lamp from this chest and go through the escape sequence, the chest in Zelda’s cell which normally has 5 Rupees contains the lamp instead.

Nah, His boss’s boss is just upset that Ukraine keeps blowing up his oil tankers

“Probably, but I have several questions.”

• Were you always a doorknob, or is this some kind of witch’s curse situation?
• If you were always a doorknob, how did we meet and what was our first date like?
• If this is some curse, what did you do that warranted polymorphism, and how do we change you back. (Would you even want to go back?)
• Could I be cursed to be the door that you’re installed in?
• How would intimacy work between us? I’m simply not creative enough to incorporate a doorknob into this
• Being presumably immortal as a doorknob, or at the very least having a much longer lifespan than us mortals, how would you move on after old age claims me?

Also, vinyl, cassettes, and CDs have all come back in a big way and basically any album you could want is available. Just swap back to your old collections. They all still work.

Industrialized dairy farms are highly automated and feature a ton of networked computer equipment to facilitate that.

This isn’t some situation where a farmer rolls up to a cow with a bucket and a stool like the 1800s.

“Theorist”. Jon Tron is a person with shitty opinions.

Although policing oneself to make sure that everyone in the memes one shares is squeaky clean and shares the group’s opinion on all subjects is very strange behavior when the content doesn’t also feature that opinion.

The issue with this is coming up with a rubric without bias

Like, cleanliness is important for most everyone when it comes to roommates, but how would you grade someone who is so clean they insist on washing walls every week?

This is not because views of China have improved. It’s just that the view of the US has gotten that bad

Im not sure if you’re calling for harsher punishments to the billionaires that own mainstream media or if you’re arguing that there should be further consequences for people that fell for a sophisticated misinformation campaign who are already suffering disproportionately under this administration.

Robertsons are the Pinnacle screwhead. Torx and hex are also acceptable

To be fair, The Thing is an excellent movie

“hey, I don’t know what happened, but I seem to have lost access to the page. Can you approve me again?”

I remember hearing about a study that was done where most older people say that if they could go back in time to any age, the most commonly picked one was 37