Man + Living Alone + Undiagnosed Depression + Microwave

You missed like, a huge amount. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiosis

Jesus Christ, this is a real thing? I honestly thought it was invented on the latest South Park as a joke

Can we stop posting this headline? Again and again and again?

It’s not news.

If a sizable portion of the population did want to do something stupid, that’d be news.

This is… It’s not even propaganda. It’s just a waste of our limited time and emotional capacity for idiocy.