You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say

Dang that must suck to be a fake president of 2 places

It is often said that to truly be president of a place you must walk among the people unguarded to show that you’re in charge and not a big wuss

True story, I said this to my dad once and he corrected me that it’s “the LOVE of money…” so that I wouldn’t become a filthy pinko commie

Too on-the-nose to call these “Trumped up charges”?

They have the critical thinking skills of an 8 year old which is why Trump loves fucking them so much