I rode in an Uber once where the driver was a conspiracy theorist. He said that global warming was made up by the liberal elite to make people gay. And then without taking a breath, talked about how every summer seems to get warmer than the year before.

Rush Mount-more

Keep eating rich people until their wealth makes it out or until the person inheriting it gives it away.

revoke lobbying access

Me, as an American: …I can haz? Plez?

I’m about to get laid off and I’ve been thinking of returning to woodworking. I got all of the tools that I’ve used one or twice on specific projects. But with some time to actually dedicate to it, I might pick it back up.

Or my anxiety of not having a job will rear its ugly head and make me glued to my laptop.

The only moral abortion is her abortion. Everyone else should have held an aspirin between their knees.