Boozilla

I made the mistake of pronouncing the “s” in “debris” once, and a pedantic acquaintance pretended to not know the word over and over as I repeated it, until I finally realized the mistake. If he’d simply corrected me, I would have laughed at myself and appreciated him. But he had to be a smug prick about it, and now I permanently resent him.

Sorry for the mini trauma dump. Just agreeing with your sentiment.

Good. There’s too many of us.

Meanwhile I see kids doing this all the time while mom or dad looks at their phone behind the wheel. I do live in a redneck area*, though.

*the USA.

But…why? I can see cloud connectivity for some things… but a bed? The entire point is data harvesting from suckers. Internet of Shit product.

Hard to check in with somebody stabbing you with a kitchen knife but are you OK Jason buddy?

It’s always a race between evil and stupid with these guys.

Yup, some of those factions love playing with their food.

I’m detecting a theme here, and I like it.

Feel like it would hit harder if the first panel simply said “There is no trolley”.

It’s not that I disagree with the premise. Car sprawl sucks. But, brevity pairs well with humor.

Still funny.

Me: Jokes on you, I can afford a real breakfast.

Also me: dies of heart failure in my 50s