Your variables are already booleans, so you can just write:

if wearing_glasses and is_brightly_lit

I am good! Instagram is just for looking at tattoos, so I barely use it.

I agree, but time and time again, it has been proven that banning people from somewhere on the internet is not the right way of doing things. It makes them want to get in even more. Especially with teenagers who are going through a rebellious phase while building their identity. It should be on the parents to educate their children better and set parental controls (if needed) at home.