I should have a party when I turn 10⁹ seconds old.

He just wants you to show him your koozie.

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan, and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain!

It was during her senior year.

Vulcan was already the name suggested for a hypothetical planet closer to the sun than Mercury. One motivation for the hypothesis was an observed discrepancy in Mercury’s perihelion precession compared to Newtonian predictions using the known planets, but then general relativity perfectly predicted the discrepancy without requiring an extra planet.

There was a shooting at my old high school. My sister was there at the time.

Proper hamburgers do not contain organ meat.

I just realized why people like their motorcycles loud.

as random hand gestures

I know. I just wanted to ask if it was actual random gestures that they made instead of doctored.

Are these photographs doctored, or did that actually happen?

+81

From my understanding, existing fossilized skin evidence suggests that T. rex had few feathers, if any.

Edit: I mean adult T. rex

10 × 0 = 0.

Who said anything about division?

Asparagus would like to speak with you.