Not sure if you’re out of the loop or playing along, but this post is an allusion to a recent scandal regarding the coldplay concert CEO fiasco. The CEO was caught in an intimate embrace with a female employee who was not his wife.

Personally, as a polyamorous guy, I don’t see what the commotion is about (and it all seems suspiciously timed as an attempt to distract/bury bigger stories - release the Epstein files - specifically, I don’t think the CEO intended to get caught, rather some news media is giving this ultimately near-harmless scandal far more attention than it deserves.