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thomastheturtletrain@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

I've got good reflexes

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I've got good reflexes

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thomastheturtletrain@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • rumba@lemmy.zip
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    The last time I had a physical that actually used one of these:

    PA: here let me test your reflexes. Plink

    Me: absolutely nothing

    PA: PLINK

    Me: absolutely nothing

    PA: PLINK PLINK

    Me: absolutely nothing

    PA: come on, work with me here.

    I had no idea that I had to participate I thought this was supposed to be automatic.

    Nobody in the past decade has tried to do that to me.

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      It is automatic 🤷

      • rumba@lemmy.zip
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        He didn’t manage to trigger it on me and also didn’t raise it as a red flag.

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    Me: Brought my own little knee hammer and tested the doctor first.

    • thomastheturtletrain@lemmy.zipOP
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      Uno reverse card

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    The version of this where it says Doctor whispers “Holy shit” is funnier.

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