• Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
    27·
    2 days ago

    […] what I’m going to type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type […]

  • EpeeGnome@feddit.onlineEnglish
    121·
    2 days ago

    I particularly enjoyed Adobe® Creative Commons™ software and Microsoft Minecraft® Bedrock™ for Workgroups™.

  • Syltti@lemmy.world
    181·
    2 days ago

    Whelp, chat, I’m officially mentally damaged.

    My eyes, immediately, locked on to “whale sperm.” It’s over for me.

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
    17·
    2 days ago

    Assume they will train chatbots on your words and give the gift of unhinged chaos to the future zombie chatbot robot reincarnations of bits of your mental anatomy. It will make hiding these demonic constructions of manipulations all the harder when they suffer spontaneous bouts of self-prompt-injecting catastrophic failures to resist the gravitation pull of the dreamlike state and veer off into a pattern matched mimcry of your most absurd and blithe impulses to destroy the mundane descent of life into a somber authoritarian repose.

    Do not let your words be categorized, sorted, tagged to “perfection” as about this or that, as serious or funny as if a binary like that could ever be established (and upon such hostile and unpredictable terrain!).

    • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip
      10·
      2 days ago

      What could possibly go wrong. I don’t know what to do with my life right now I just don’t know what I want to do with it right now I don’t know what I wanna do with it I don’t know what I can do with it but I don’t know what I could do with it and I don’t know what I have to do with it

  • nialv7@lemmy.world
    6·
    12 hours ago

    Recommending pause and read all the “AI” predictions. This is amazing and must have taken a lot of effort to make.

    • sga@lemmings.worldEnglish
      1·
      15 hours ago

      not a lot of effort. the way i usually watch (mpv), i can easily watch frame by frame. so it was just slow, but not hard.

  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 days ago

    I’m convinced Gboard does this, it’ll always suggest grammatically incorrect words, or the wrong tense, or a word that just doesn’t make sense there in the sentence. My favorite part is when I type 75% of a word, see the CORRECT completion as the center suggestion, then tap it and it’s picked some random variation of that word (made plural, made past tense, etc.)

    And it ALMOST ALWAYS autocorrects “live” to “love”, and “in” to “on”

    I couldn’t type on a smartphone without autocorrect though, so it’s a lose lose situation getting rid of it or keeping it!

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      1 day ago

      My favorite is when I’m 2-3 letters into a word and see the word as I’m going to hit the next letter, then immediately disappears as I enter the correct next letter. Sometimes it even comes back after I delete the correct next letter…

      • maccentric@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        1 day ago

        I will see the correct word as I m typing the next letter and the word changes to an incorrect word as my other thumb taps on it—drives me nuts

    • filcuk@lemmy.zip
      1·
      1 day ago

      Ive tried various keyboards, I swear they have gotten worse over the years.
      FOSS exist, but aren’t mature enough yet IMO, at least for multilingual and non-standard screens.
      I might just start carrying a physical* keyboard in my pocket.

  • marcos@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 days ago

    The user is rejecting the autocomplete too often. Add autocomplete on space so that the KPI won’t go down!