What are dogs gonna do, complain in human language that they don’t taste like pumpkin or cookies and cream?
There’s no scenario where a reasonable and normal human being can ever prove or disprove the advertised flavor of dog treats. And if you do? Congratulations you fucking weirdo, yeah maybe they lied but YOU put a dog treat in your mouth. You lose by default, bro
All it needs is themed packaging, a vague colorful tint, and boom it’s now whatever flavor you say it is. If anyone objects, “ah, nope. They just taste bad to you because you’re not a dog”
It’s all such silly goosery


My dog does not chew her food, so how could she taste it? She threw up once a little while after eating and it came out as if it was direct from the bag (but wetter). This was dry dog food. Yes, she ate it again before I could get a dust pan to scoop it up.
Trained her with little ice cubes. She thought they were treats.