What are dogs gonna do, complain in human language that they don’t taste like pumpkin or cookies and cream?
There’s no scenario where a reasonable and normal human being can ever prove or disprove the advertised flavor of dog treats. And if you do? Congratulations you fucking weirdo, yeah maybe they lied but YOU put a dog treat in your mouth. You lose by default, bro
All it needs is themed packaging, a vague colorful tint, and boom it’s now whatever flavor you say it is. If anyone objects, “ah, nope. They just taste bad to you because you’re not a dog”
It’s all such silly goosery
Except when the dog spits it out and won’t eat it
If that happens, then that just means you’re that bad at making something taste good. You can’t make something taste better than roadkill squirrel?
Wrong again