“How dare you suggest that the fact that I have a face matters”, says woman running for the “Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party” right before leopards start eating her face.
#ReformUK #UK #SuellaBraverman
https://tube.opentech-auc.org/w/9heXDS5bVpzfuYthyF1pcM
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Leopards/_Eating/_People%27s/_Faces/_Party
I had a Mexican coworker who is like this bitch. He described to me in detail how he illegally immigrated and crossed the borders. How his carrier straight left them in a shed for 2 days without food but eventually came back. How the desert felt on his back. How his older brother got caught and had to do the trip a second time.
When he first told me this story, I cried. He was only 8 years old.
Then Trump started getting popular… And dude jumped on that bandwagon. I reminded him about his struggles and I said what about the people that went through your journey. What about them?
“I got my papers, fuck them immigrants”
This was about the time I deleted Facebook and all social media.
This sounds exactly like what a mexican american friend of mine said about mexican americans voting for trump hoping he’d crack down on immigration, which he said was basically an “i got mine” mentality.
Oh shit. Is your friend Marco from LA and moved to Indiana? Pretty much my exact story.
What a lack of self awareness
I don’t think so i think so, more like a hunger for power and influence and that’s her top priority
She is trying her very best to play the current right wing favorite song of “others bad” while being clearly less fair than any of her voters.
Holy bollocks, the absolute admission of grift.
Kate Garraway delivered that question perfectly.I’m really happy I saw new posts from you this morning, Miisha <3 I love seeing your username pop up
@velma prove to me that you’re not a bot.
I saw your name and thought you were another user named Miisha - I don’t usually delete comments because I stand by what I say, but this was a case of mistaken identity lol
For what it’s worth, I think I make it pretty obvious I’m not a bot. Just chronically online haha
WAIT WHAT
ANOTHER Miisha? One’s already too many of me 😭 /s@MishaVelthuis@social.edu.nl welcome, other Misha!
Ma’am, a second Miisha has hit Lemmy
Omfg 😂
Just imagine two of me. Imagine…
Lemmy isn’t ready, lolWe need thousands of you.
The more people posting, the better.
Huh, fair enough.
Probably not thousands of me tho, of all people 😂
That much hornyposting would be…kinda amazing, actually :3
Okay, first of all 😂
Welcome to Lemmy! :DSecond of all…
Holy shit, that feels good, you have no idea 😭And lastly, you can have such excitement for yourself, too! All it takes is some hornyposting, I believe in you :3
I’ll see you around…rival 😉Ha thanks for taking this in good stride!
There’s dozens of you! DOZENS!
Arrested development reference for those that know
You clearly need to find your glasses, Velma
That was quite literally the problem, I was browsing on my phone in bed before I put my glasses on hahaha
That’s litterally what I am doing right now. I cannot see well with out my glasses at all but there is something about the day not starting until I put them in that leaves me laying here.
Lol then I can see why you picked your handle
Sorry, Velma, it’s time you knew the truth.
You’re really that one Velma inside a video game from Scooby-Doo! Cyber Chase.
Oh my god, it’s Velma-ception all the way down and I had no idea shocked
