All joking aside, I couldn’t help but measure myself against this checklist and I come up short on cooking (I don’t cook. Feed your own damn self because I feed my own damn self which doesn’t involve cooking); wearing makeup (I don’t wear makeup because I look fine without it. If I absolutely have to wear some, I hire a professional makeup artist to do it for me); listen to men? Only if they’re talking to me and have something constructive to say and they’re trustworthy.