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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Life is confusing

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Life is confusing

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Did … did you just change my life?

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      Have you been eating your syrup cold this whole time?

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        I like the cold syrup on my breakfast stuff, its more viscous and creates a nice hot/cold heterogeneity.

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          Found Adam Ragusea’s Lemmy account.

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            Hahaha I wish, like a bunch of others here, I’ve also incorporated heterogeneity into my vocabulary

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            I have to admit my usage of that word increased massively after watching his videos.

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            Finally! At least Adam Ragusea probably understands that mayonnaise or sour cream shouldn’t be mixed with ketchup or mustard, but should be put side-by-side with them so both are tasted separately at the same time.

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          Yes. The syrup has to be room temperature, then warmed by the food. Having to top-up with cold syrup late in the meal because you misjudged the ratio is unpleasant… maybe there is an application for this technique there, but I also don’t care to put pre-warmed syrup on as a rule.

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            Oh I love my syrup fridge cold. But I also recognize im weird like that

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        Not the same person, but yes. You enlightened us, oh apostle of the maple syrup god!

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        Like a fucking heathen, apparently.

        I never knew… I never knew…

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        Yes

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        Just room temp, since I keep mine in the pantry.

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      I don’t like the number of dots you used. I do like your enthusiasm about maple syrup. An ellipsis has three dots, what the hell did you just construct. I’m using the reverse sandwich method on you because I think it fits with the toast theme.

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      You can also put the bottle in the microwave for a few seconds. Keep a close eye on it though, things can go bad really quickly when you do that.

      Edit: be sure to remove the cap first!

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        No, wedge that cap closed as hard as you can! Live life on the edge!

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      Just take the cap off and microwave it like a normal person from the past 2 centuries.

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        Dawg, I don’t even have a microwave. Fuckin kitchen gadgets smdh

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