After Houthi rebels damaged the route serving as an alternative to the Strait of Hormuz, experts expect prices to keep rising
  • pulsewidth@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 hour ago

    Oil goes up = interest rates go up.

    Financing loans gets even harder.

    AI CEO goes ‘I need another eleventy hundred billion dollars to keep stealing the sum wealth of human labour and selling it back to idiots because my incredibly valuable industry is still 4 years away from being anywhere close to profitable’

    Investors say ‘I literally cant’.

    AI goes pop.

    crosses fingers