Shitting should be a social experience.
I like to make eye contact with my neighbor as I’m pooping in his garden.
We care about your privacy. So we need your consent to share your data with our 1046 partners.
Not very accurate, glass implies transparency by design. In reality we are dealing with cardboard that everyone can punch a hole. And a camera right inside each toilet bowl waving back at you.
Meanwhile an overwhelming majority of bathroom goers are like, “whatever, I’ve got nothing to hide”
I’ve got nothing to hide
pulls out my phone and starts recording them ‘oh, finally some fresh scat content, this is going straight to pornhub’
then literally shitting themselves trying to backpedal their words
its the eye contact that gets me
After millions of years, it’s nice to see the sport growing and evolving.




