• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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    6 hours ago

    Bin Laden in hefty discussion planning the attack on 9/11

    O: “We get on the planes and just do the attack, leave the passengers alone?!! No! We scare the shit out of them!!! They need to feel our wrath and know why it burns so intense!”

    One of his aides drops in the room

    A: “Mr Osama sir? Some random people from the internet in the future want you to look after their kids.”

    O: “What? What is this?”

    A: “And one guy says he wants to bedate Hitler, …I have no idea what this is.”