Replay cringe conversations and social blunders in your head from years ago.
Constantly wonder if you put your underwear on backwards this morning.
Question whether you are having a heart attack, or cancer, or serious organ failure, or parkinsons, or MS, or a fatal case of covid, or ebola, or a stroke, or going blind … all the time.
Know that AI will replace you sometime this year and you are too old to get another job of any sort.
That aircraft you hear overhead is not some passenger jet, but bombers about to try shock and awe.
That rumbling isn’t a truck driving by, but a hidden fault line about to unleash the mother of all earthquakes.
Replay cringe conversations and social blunders in your head from years ago.
Constantly wonder if you put your underwear on backwards this morning.
Question whether you are having a heart attack, or cancer, or serious organ failure, or parkinsons, or MS, or a fatal case of covid, or ebola, or a stroke, or going blind … all the time.
Know that AI will replace you sometime this year and you are too old to get another job of any sort.
That aircraft you hear overhead is not some passenger jet, but bombers about to try shock and awe.
That rumbling isn’t a truck driving by, but a hidden fault line about to unleash the mother of all earthquakes.
Ghosts are real.
If you are a straight male: Am I growing breasts?
If you are female: Am I somehow pregnant?
If you have pets: are they just sleeping or dead?
Are the walls here thick enough to stop bullets?
If you in the US: Will ICE round me up?