• TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemmy.zip
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    Brent Hindra, a tech salesman, voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party three times, drawn by their aggressive face eating agenda. He never imagined the face eating frenzy would ensnare his own wife’s face.