• A friend once pointed out you can replace the words of any country song with “dingle dangle doo” and it works just as well as the original. It’s how I cope when Achy Breaky is inflicted.

    Here are my new words.

    Ding dangle doo
    A-dingle dangle doo
    A-inky dinky dingle dangle doo

    An’ if ya dangle doo
    My dingle dangle doo
    A ding dang dingle dangle doo

    WOOOOOOooooOOOO

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      19 hours ago

      I gave it a go with “Chattahoochee” by Alan Jackson:

      Well, ding dang doodle dingle dangle doodle
      Ding dang dingle dangle doodle dangle
      Ding dang doodle dingle Georgia asphalt
      Dingle dangle doo but we dangle dingle doo
      

      And “Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks:

      The dangle rolls
      and the dingle strikes
      another dingle dangle doo
      on a dingle doodle diiiiing
      as the dingle doodle doOooo
      dangle dingle ding
      dingle dangle heart
      the dangle rolls