Everyone is talking about the Snickers bar’s dick vein, and I’m over here fuming about the Mr. Big bar’s shrinkage, which would be more accurately named Mr. Merely Average.
veins on the tongue crew: checking in.
They don’t want our candy to be fuckable! First they came for the green m&m and I said nothing, and now look how far we have strayed from the light of GOD!
This is nothing to snicker at.
Brown dick vein!
From what I can find, it was a troll post from 2022, and Tucky TumTums fell for it as usual. But I’m not 100% on this.
Knowing what I know about Tucker, he doesn’t care if it was a troll post. Reality and fiction don’t really matter when your entire platform is this reactionary bullshit. Half of what he says about real things are lies anyway.
Read rule 2
World premiere
Introducing Snickers®’ new Pussy Hair™
Neck Wattle Mars Bar!
Nah, if this is headlines then you know they’re desperate for attention. Woke is so back.
I can hear his laugh
Theyre just saving on cocoa by blowing it off.
Are they not saving on cocoa enough already? I can buy solid 70-90% chocolate for less per weight than a Mars bar. They also get to cheap out on all the filling of it being sugar.
Oh is this to distract from Israel bombing near Turkey
bruh this is from before october 7th who on earth is upvoting this
tucker hasn’t been on fox news since april 2023
Not everyone is american to know what a tucker is.
i’m finnish.
this is just common knowledge around these spaces
Fair, I don’t pay attention to Tucker or Fox
Or snickers
