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      5 hours ago

      Yeah, well, let me know when the Canadians are gonna come over the seventh hill…

      (((MUCH DOUBT)))

      Screaming “I’m sorry“ and gifting us all giant jugs of maple syrup

      Oh, unless I forget, please burn down the atrocity that Trump has made of the White House. Seriously, you’ll be doing this all the fucking favor.

      No, the Canadians are gonna keep to themselves with their resources and universal healthcare. Then they’re gonna watch us collapse from afar.

      We had our chance to revolt, but we decided to watch Netflix and Hulu instead. The greatest explosion of potential that collapsed into the depths of everyone’s disappointment. No, I realized than by ourselves. Of course, that’s why heroin is now very legal here and freely distributed by the government.

      Hey Siri, what a shame that we collectively decided that we were “above” that. We could’ve fun and gotten our country back but no no no we were “above” all of the precise level of violence who was required to reclaim our freedom. No, no no, we’re too good for that now. Better off to be slaves than to engage in a violence!.

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        Look if Canada wants to claim the northern bits of the US after the collapse, I’m all for it. I’m there, I’m ready to go.

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        The collapse won’t be nearly as sudden as that. Heck, a dying America may even get the dumb idea of annexing Canada (which they’d likely be able to do), but with their international prestige done, their economy collapsing from debt, they’d be fully reduced to little more than a regional power