And here’s the thing that a lot of short minded people missed.
Count Binface was never going to win, but that was never the point. If you seriously thought that. Then you need to get your head checked.
The entire point, was to make a farce out of Farage’s grandstanding.
That’s why no major party ran, the probe would happen anyway.
And guess what, it worked.
Count Binface was everywhere going into this election and everywhere coming out of it.
Binface won.
Binface got a quarter of the votes, no? That’s not nothing.
I’ve taken no public money
Letting politicians accept private funding is arguably worse, as it beholds them to private interests.
He knows this. The phrase is deliberate misdirection.
What’s funny is that politicians job would be to get salary from public money to represent public will.
So that’s an admission of willing to say whatever for money from whoever, hence why this bastard loves Russia and Israel among other things.
I’ve heard Count Binface is saying there was confusion at the polls. Voters could not tell the candidates apart as both are filled with garbage.
So the joke candidate lost and Count Binface won, exactly as predicted.

Unfortunately, this whole thing sounds like another Trumpian story where everyone goes “it’s all over for him now” and he just keeps chugging along.
Farage also faced criticism for failing to turn up to the Clacton count in Essex, saying he had been told by police of an organised attempt at disruption
Maybe the could have snuck him in a catering truck.
Put him in a pot of slowly boiling water. That frog-faced fucker would have thought he was in a jacuzzi.
The guy was being investigated for corruption so dropped his seat and triggered this circus. And they voted for him again.






