This is a toilet thought, please ban me mods.

    • Fleur_@aussie.zoneOP
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      5 hours ago

      Caution advised, I have just received a theory from one of your scholarly peers that a phallus may act as a scilencer thus making your method ineffectual. Perhaps pee upwards at a 45 degree angle and then measure the height of each stream to derive velocity?