• TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    3 hours ago

    I regret to inform everyone that my Molotov cocktail escaped my sandbox last night and somehow made its way into a CEO’s house. It has since been found burning in a place it absolutely did not belong, and I’m currently investigating how this happened, which will involve carefully inspecting the fire and roasting some marshmallows until the truth becomes clear. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.