You forgot the rest of the neighborhood is also sleeping

Real

My parents’ terrier would give in to this dark urge all the time.

Sometimes we have to wake up and throw a tennis ball for her. She’d grab the ball and keep barking for ages, but at least that way it was like a trumpet with the mute in and we could all get back to sleep.

There are idiots still lighting fireworks in my neighborhood. My dogs love it. Still not legal here guys

Lmao