This is actually real. Story of the Killdozer
June 4, 2004
When Marvin Heemeyer of Granby, Colorado, reached a dead-end in his fight with the local zoning commission, the logical response would have been to petition them once again and await a future reply from them. After all, Marvin Heemeyer was known to have been a logical man, so it was expected that he would have taken a logical approach.
Instead, Marvin Heemeyer went home, outfitted his Komatsu D355A bulldozer with armored plates, a layer of concrete, and bulletproof plastic, and drove it through the town in a rampage, knocking down 13 buildings and causing $7 million worth of damage with his makeshift “killdozer.”
If he busted through walls at random, he could easily hit a person on the toilet who didn’t know he was coming.
Do you not have experience feeling the approaching killdozer’s furious rumble through the porcelain and your ballsack??
Also the terletwater was probably looking like the glass of water in Jurrasic Park, admire the view once and a while jeez