• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won’t see coming:

    How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.