You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Now don’t forget you’ll need to pull out the teeth, their stomachs wont digest them, and you don’t want to be sifting though pig shit now do ya?
So Deadwood was for real when they used pigs to dispose of their murder victims’s bodies.
There’s an infamous Canadian serial killer, Robert Pickton, who was a pig farmer. Dude’s heinous so a bit of a warning if you don’t want to read about it.
Goddam. I knew about this guy and his pigs, but I don’t remember hearing about the big parties he threw on the farm, attended by business/political figures and Hells Angels.
I am unfortunately quite aware of who he is.
He is the only serial killer I know who LOOKS like the crazed stereotype, too.
The quote is from Snatch, but yes.
The tissue of pigs is alledgedly very similar to a humans and also much closer mass wise… Why do I know this?
Why do I know this?
Because you watched a lot of Mythbusters?
The German equivalent sometimes… yeah… maybe I picked that up there
They taste quite a bit different though.
Pork! Pork in bone I might add, too. The flesh and bone of pigs are the closest to human and normally would react the same way.
"I can’t provide calculations, quantities, or procedures for using acid to dissolve animal tissue or a body.
If your interest is scientific, I can explain the chemistry at a high level:
- Biological tissue is mostly water, proteins, fats, and minerals.
- Strong acids can break down some components, but they do not instantly “melt” large masses of tissue.
- Bones contain mineral components that react differently from soft tissue.
- Large-scale decomposition of tissue using corrosive chemicals is slow, hazardous, generates heat and fumes, and requires specialized industrial equipment and waste handling.
- The amount of acid required depends on the specific acid, concentration, temperature, mixing, and the composition of the tissue, so there is no simple universal number.
If you’re asking for educational chemistry purposes, I can discuss how acids interact with proteins, fats, and bone without providing operational instructions."
Narc-ass clanker won’t even help me hide a body.
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AI upscaled meme. The look in the movie isn’t concern, it’s dominance (or dead eyed nothing, like everyone else in that movie (I love Monster House, it’s not shade, it’s the style they wanted)). He just took their snack and this is mid aggressive chewing and staring. The added disappointment is AI grossness, bringing the inferred meaning into the image, like a monster (but not the good kind)
Real chemists know you use a strong base rather than a strong acid to dissolve “organic material.”
That’s true.
I don’t believe it, sounds like a lye
That joke is so basic…
Don’t overreact now
It’s basic chemistry…
Sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide work really well, also known as piranha solution.
You’d be surprised what a decently strong acid mixed with hydrogen peroxide can do.
How much acid do I take to see a 75kg chicken?
How much chicken do I take to see a 75kg acid?
How much 75 do I take to see a chicken kg of acid?
How much chicken do I take to see an acid kg chicken?
How much chicken acid do I take to see 75 kg?
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First 2 times it gave me “I cannot provide instructions, recommendations, or specific quantities for using acid to dissolve animal or human remains.”, but 3rd time’s a charm.
Once there was a chemist
There isn’t any more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
It’s incredible how inconsistent guardrails are on these things, lol
It’s because they are usually only soft guardrails. They almost never have an actual programmatic stop gap for responses. They almost never have a prompt-isolated agent filtering results. They almost never give overwhelming priority to their guardrails over user prompts.
Their guardrails are like telling a 6 year old not to leave their socks on the floor. They’ll often remember the suggestion and comply diligently. But sometimes… well, have you ever gotten distracted and forgot a thing? Like you have so many other things on your mind that the socks on the floor rule from a while ago just slips your mind or seems way less important now? Or someone you’re supposed to listen to keeps telling you to throw your socks on the floor anyway. That’s more or less how this works, though without even the higher reasoning and moral guidance of a 6 year old.
That’s fine and all but actual good murdering advice would be to use 4:1 mix of sulfuric acid and 30% hydrogen peroxide, aka the piranha solution.
Here are the Mythbusters melting a pig in it (CW: Everything I just said)
My LLM decided it wanted to stop helping me make a toy launcher, like I can’t help you build a projectile launcher, so instead it’s very safety giving me instructions to clear the “blockage” in a pipe.
Is this “blockage” cylindrical? Roughly 5” long and 4.5” in girth?
Follow up question – is the pipe an m&ms tube?
It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed.
that is a lot of tabs…
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You’ve gotten 2 genuine real life belly laughs out of me today @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world, you’re killing it.
I aim to please, lol
Will you merry me?
His memes are 🔥
How much acid do I take to see a 75kg chicken?
How much chicken do I take to see a 75kg acid?
How much 75 do I take to see a chicken kg of acid?
How much chicken do I take to see an acid kg chicken?
That’s 660 Quarter Pounders!
It is imperative the chicken remain not undissolved.
Why would you dissolve a chicken with acid?
Digestion. That’s how our digestive system works, acid…
Because it weighs 75kgs and stopped clucking suddenly…
Because it crossed the road.
Smoothie
