The reality is just one word and the word is “nukes”
And yet when there is a school shooting, everyone of these is just cowardly waiting outside
Hey, someone needs to keep the cops company.
Ha, yes, I shovel snow while wearing shorts. Y’all know how physically taxing it is to shovel that heavy, wet, white crap that you can’t snort?
By the end of my driveway, I’m usually just wearing a thong and winter boots. Clothes be sweaty.
Ha!
Neither. There’s more than one nationality here
Long range mormons ? Wtf is that ?
Is that also the mormon who have AOE damage attack ?I think it depends on their loadout. I know some have an AOE that does 2D6 wounds on successful hits. Something about a… divine…grenade of some sort. I can’t remember.
Wonder what’s censored up there in northern Idaho
Edit: found it
Yep, fairly accurate. Hmmm wonder what the motive behind covering that was…
Well I hope OP censored it because they believe the rest will take them out…I can dream right?
I think Washington State is included in the Nazis part, and honestly, that’s fair. Once you get out of the city, it’s hit or miss. To be clear, we punch nazis inside Seattle., we have video.
it includes parts of Montana too which is also accurate. they have little communities up there and do weird shit. I call them Peyote Waffen
actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go
For me that’s the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it’s the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.
:3 Just a bunch of psychos waiting for shit to hit the fan. So yes please invade us in Oregon first. We are waiting UwU pew pew >^ . ^< also don’t seem to see ICE in these parts for some reason lol.
I’ve spent my life trying to get leftists to embrace 2a for that reason. You KNOW they only fuck with people who they think will come quietly
Fuckin exactly!!!
Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.
Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, “Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it’s not gonna be a problem,” just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.
Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.
99 to 100 is still our win
bruh wth o.O
is Oregon the secret Florida?
Also has a higher gun ownership percentage than Texas
based. how blue is Oregon. are there true 2a evangelist progressive states?
Portland area, Bend and Eugene are blue, the rest of the state is red as hell. Its pretty safe west of the cascades but that high desert is full of nut jobs.
Portland is like wetter SF, but not-Portland is like colder Florida, politically and intellectually speaking
And more guns in Northern California than in the 5 surrounding states combined.
I did not know that. I heard there was a kind of rugged rural community around there but never known what they were actually like
In the coastal counties is a very weird breed of folks that consider them selves progressive hippies that may well have been born and raised on a peace and love commune, but if you question very far you will find a shit ton of racism, homophobia and transphobia. And they have shotguns.
They aren’t, as a rule, violent about their shitty beliefs, but if you show up on their property (half a mile down a private road) they will absolutely greet you with a warning shot.
On the inland side, same deal, but they vote Trump and have automatic weapons and a bunker full of ammo.
Yep, coastal side, where most of the population is, you got extremely leftist, uh, highly armed, and willing to fight people of all sorts of different varieties. And then, on the other side of the mountain, you’ve got highly right, highly trusted, highly armed, motherfuckers of all different types.
If it came down to it, I honestly believe the Liberals could defeat the Republicans if you isolated each state and made them duke it out, but I wouldn’t imagine that it would be a clean sweep. I think that in California it would be a decisive victory and in Washington and Oregon it would be more to the skin of the teeth.
also like 90% of the terrain is straight up mountain face and dense forest with like maybe 3 highways crossing the mountain range total. Access control is super easy.
The author of the image doesn’t know about the weed farm filled northern California and how unsafe it can be up there.
I was gonna say, maybe SF is relatively unarmed, but good luck in the East Bay.
Or the mushroom turf wars in Oregon. Brutal!
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-08-01-me-19088-story.html
Although now that weed is legal, that stuff is a lot less spicy. Speaking as someone that used to sell hydroponics equipment.
Why do you think it said what it did? (It was supposed to be a little “surprise”!)
Tbf Resnecks + Florida man + backwood people
seems hawaii is up for grabs
Cost of living is way too high since everything other than pineapples & coffee has to be imported…
Can one live on pineapples and coffee alone?
It should be titled “why America will never be united”
Yup. The real reason for lack of invasions is “not worth it”.
This was more my thinking. Is this supposed to be “Why you should be scared of invading here” or “Why you shouldn’t bother invading here”? And frankly, Americans have been demonstrating for decades that they don’t need help to destroy their country. Their worse terrorist attack was the equivalent of a bad month’s worth of car accidents.
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I can assure you, there are much scarrier people in new england than people who wear shorts in the winter. First, its THEIR winter, not yours. Secondly, fluffy AT-ATs (Moose).
This also is the part of the world where New Hampshire is, they are the “Live Free or Die” state for a reason. Texas would probably like that motto, but they would have to take it from NH, and we all know who were betting on in that fight.
Them folks in Vermont aren’t exactly afraid of arms, and neither is Bernie.
Idaho-Montana is white supremacist doomsday preppers, but it looks like someone scrubbed something to that effect out.
Going srs on the meme here, but irregular fighters are generally terrible. No standard of training or fitness, no command structure, no logistics networks. Fighting behind enemy lines with little to no support is usually the bailiwick of highly trained commandos, not tubby white dads who go hunting once a year during 6-day rifle season. All these people would be fodder without getting their shit together first.
Oh, and we’re proving ourselves to be a bunch of yellow-belly cowards every single day the Republicans remain in power. There is not an ounce of martial pride in being an American.
I found the original and posted it above, it does in fact say “Nazis”.
Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men’s flesh, sells some of it as “ground pork, low quality”
*bath salts
