Maturing from the perspective of loving cake:

Kid: When I grow up I will have my own money and can buy a whole cake everyday!

Teen: When I leave the house I will be able to buy cake as much as I want!

YA: see kid above ^^^

Adult: Now I can finally buy as much cake as I want!

Adult (later that day in varying degrees of pain): The cake was a beautiful lie

And this is why you can never truly just eat as much cake as you want.