TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydaymessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down129
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydayTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
minus-squareBigBrownDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·2 days agoAnd when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
minus-squareBucketBong@p.hobo.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoFuck, I need to get a pool!
minus-squareTranquilTurbulence@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 days agoI always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
Fuck, I need to get a pool!
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.