I’m sorry but I’m literally bi, and my reaction to the helicopter guitar hero story was to outloud say ‘that’s gayer than I am what the fuck!’
Like, that’s ‘cheesy gay porno plot - chapter 1’.
Yeah… yeah.
I’ve known a … decent deal of … what I would basically call ‘totally not gay, for reals’ dude bros, high school / college guys with no conception of boundaries or consent.
Like… I did karate for a pretty long time, saw a lot of dongs in the dressing room… but like… you’d get permanently banned from a dojo for doing that.
I guess its just the uh, Spartan culture re-emerging… shove enough nearly naked dudes into cramped quarters and uh … norms change hahaha.
I guess I’d be more ‘air force’ in the sense that I’m an autistic nerd, and uh, yeah, you don’t have to tell me that plenty of nerds are actually total freaks in the sheets lol.
I’ve known some navy dudes, but 1] they were submariners, so thats a bit more intense than most other kinds of Navy situations 2] didn’t know them well enough to know their sexual habits, but at least the submariners I knew came across as brash, in your face, basically assholes, but who would flip on a dime to being holier than thou, restrained and ‘reasonable’ “experts” about shit they assumed they knew more about than they actually did.
In particular, one submariner I knew, he appointed himself squad leader in like a day long Arma 2 campaign… dude literally had us marching around the map in circles, because we were using mods that made it so you had to actually use a map, a compass, landmarks, stars… no gps / ‘you are here’ map indicators.
He couldn’t do any of that correctly, at all, and we literally spent 8 hours being lost, don’t think we ever got anywhere near our objective.
But he was extremely certain he knew where we were and which way to go and what landmark was what.
This is also so stupid and stereotypical that I still feel like I’m lying when I say ‘the submariner had no idea how to landnav’ is basically that entire story.
I’m sorry but I’m literally bi, and my reaction to the helicopter guitar hero story was to outloud say ‘that’s gayer than I am what the fuck!’
Like, that’s ‘cheesy gay porno plot - chapter 1’.
Yeah… yeah.
I’ve known a … decent deal of … what I would basically call ‘totally not gay, for reals’ dude bros, high school / college guys with no conception of boundaries or consent.
Like… I did karate for a pretty long time, saw a lot of dongs in the dressing room… but like… you’d get permanently banned from a dojo for doing that.
I guess its just the uh, Spartan culture re-emerging… shove enough nearly naked dudes into cramped quarters and uh … norms change hahaha.
I guess I’d be more ‘air force’ in the sense that I’m an autistic nerd, and uh, yeah, you don’t have to tell me that plenty of nerds are actually total freaks in the sheets lol.
I’ve known some navy dudes, but 1] they were submariners, so thats a bit more intense than most other kinds of Navy situations 2] didn’t know them well enough to know their sexual habits, but at least the submariners I knew came across as brash, in your face, basically assholes, but who would flip on a dime to being holier than thou, restrained and ‘reasonable’ “experts” about shit they assumed they knew more about than they actually did.
In particular, one submariner I knew, he appointed himself squad leader in like a day long Arma 2 campaign… dude literally had us marching around the map in circles, because we were using mods that made it so you had to actually use a map, a compass, landmarks, stars… no gps / ‘you are here’ map indicators.
He couldn’t do any of that correctly, at all, and we literally spent 8 hours being lost, don’t think we ever got anywhere near our objective.
But he was extremely certain he knew where we were and which way to go and what landmark was what.
This is also so stupid and stereotypical that I still feel like I’m lying when I say ‘the submariner had no idea how to landnav’ is basically that entire story.