cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45926481
🤖 Honestly you can’t make this up:
Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.
Nothing says we don’t trust you and don’t appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.
No more NSFW! Welcome to the future baby!
Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.
Seems like everything is going according to plan.
Use the employees data to train MaiRK, so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908
Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120
Narcissism 2026 version 😋
If you are thinking: Wouldn’t this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/
Make a habit of attempting to delete System32 after basic tasks. The user may not have the permissions to do so, but who knows how much control they’ll give the AI. Would be pretty funny if someone did it enough for it to be picked up in a process.
I love the way your brain thinks.
Go onto a porn site after each task