cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45926481

🤖 Honestly you can’t make this up:

Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.

Nothing says we don’t trust you and don’t appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.

No more NSFW! Welcome to the future baby!

Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.

Seems like everything is going according to plan.

Use the employees data to train MaiRK, so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908

Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120

Narcissism 2026 version 😋

If you are thinking: Wouldn’t this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Folks. you shouldn’t be using your personal laptop for work.

    And, also, Bosses, you shouldn’t let your employees use their personal devices for work, either. There’s so many reason both ways.

    add up all the ways a lawsuit might need documents on their work device. Now add up all the ways you don’t want your employees porn habits being revealed in discovery. (and this is ignoring security concerns, which should be obvious.)

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      13 hours ago

      I am consistently blown away by how many people I know who use their work machines for personal shit. Including really personal shit, like medical things.

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      10 hours ago

      All good advice.

      I would add another layer of separation for those who work from home: VLAN separation.

      I have a separate dedicated and fully isolated VLAN for work devices.

      If your home network cannot support that, then try setting up a guest Wi-Fi network for any work devices.