empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoAuto start programs being added to OS'es was probably the first indication our attention span wasn't going to survive computers and the internetmessage-squaremessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down131file-text
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareAuto start programs being added to OS'es was probably the first indication our attention span wasn't going to survive computers and the internetempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square33linkfedilinkfile-text
whaddya mean i gotta click three times every morning to get my work programs open. I want them open for me!!
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 days agoAlt Universe: “My name is Edward Snowden and oopsie I forgot to start the anonymization program and now CIA agents are waiting for me at the airport”
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 days agoAlt Universe: “All right, people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man.”
Alt Universe: “My name is Edward Snowden and oopsie I forgot to start the anonymization program and now CIA agents are waiting for me at the airport”
Alt Universe: “All right, people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man.”